Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Here's your Explorer Bitch!

I have been doing a whole hell of a lot of cussing lately, and the scary thing is, I am beginning to enjoy it.  Well, finally after my husband has paid $441.72 a month for the last 60 months, he made the final payment on his ex-wife's Explorer.  If I were him, I would have never agreed to pay for it during the divorce settlement, but my husband is way too nice.  I would have turned the car over to her and forced her to re-finance it in her name.   But it's all good because that is over and done with.  It is a 2004 so she should be good to go for a while, but trust me, maintenance issues are over the horizon.  God forgive me for saying that.  I am not wishing anything bad upon her, but that woman is something else. 

In other news, hopefully in two weeks we can begin finishing our basement.  The men that are going to re-finish it are doing so at a kick ass price.  Doing so will add a family room, office, and a bathroom, so Victoria, when y'all come and visit, there will be plenty of room. 

I am going on five months with no relaxer, and although I am loving my new growth, overall my hair is a hot ass mess.  I am going to get it done next Friday though. 

So long for now.  I am sleepy once again at work.  This morning watch shift is for the birds............

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Slap a Ho!

Hello All:

I am soooooooooooo sleepy!  I have been awake since 0635 yesterday morning, and my ass is still awake because I am working.  Five more hours to go and I will be home free! 

Yesterday was interesting enough.  Of course we went to visit my husband's family (1 and a 1/2 hours away).  Truthfully, I do not like being around his family (Victoria Page knows why).  I feel very uncomfortable around them, and I'm not sure whether they believe it was my fault that him and his ex-wife split (she threw him out) or if they liked her better than me, but let the truth be told, I don't give a fuck!  Those bitches don't know who they are fucking with.  I get paid for people to hate me, so why do a give a shit whether they do or not.  My husband's sisters and nieces are a bunch of pill-poppin', dope smokin', dried up witches.  I'm not using their brother and uncle...I was established years before him and I got together.  Yeah bitches, that Honda you see me pushing is in my mother fuckin' name!!! 

I don't think I have cussed this much in writing in my entire life, but once again they have managed to piss me off.  We went over to his sister's house, and his youngest sister is one that I cannot stand.  She disrespected me in my own home by telling me that I should not have been friend's with my husband while him and his wife were dating, yet your husband moved out on you, tried to move in with the woman he was sleeping with, and when she didn't want him, you took his sorry ass back.  I never did anything wrong.  My husband needed an outlet at the time, and his stupid ass ex treated him like shit so he found comfort in talking and confiding in me.  Why didn't he just drop me and talk to you stupid bitches?  Exactly my point.  Y'all never have been and never will be able to touch me. 

Anyway, I was sitting at the table with my husband's sisters when in walks his niece (another bitch I can't stand).  I guess I was supposed to speak to her, and when I didn't say shit to her the entire time we were there, she must have gotten pissed off.  I went to use the restroom, and when I was finished, my husband's sister was facing me and his niece had her back to me.  My husband's sister was staring hard at me while I approached them, and I could hear them whispering.  I'm not 100% sure, but I am almost certain that they were speaking about me because when I walked up on them the conversation shifted to hair.  So y'all have to whisper about hair?  Please.  If you all were all of that, you would talk about me loudly and proudly instead of whispering shit behind my back.  So I ask, who is the bitch now?  I hope we have a cookout and my husband invites his family up.  Oops, I forgot, most of their licenses are suspended or revoked, or they are just too lazy to drive.  They will probably take a charter bus to our house.  Anyway, when those bitches arrive, you'd better believe that I am going to act like a damn fool.  Y'all can disrespect me in your own house and even your own town for that matter, but mine?  Try me.  Like Char said on The Bad Girls Club, "Play wit it!"  LOL! 

I feel so much better now that I have typed this because that shit has been eating at me since last night.  It's not the point that they don't like me, but when you have no reason to?  It's crazy.  The people that I do not like or communicate with are ones that have severely mistreated me at some point in my life.  I feel great, and it is my mission in life to rub everything in their faces.  I want them to hate me because they use up all of their energy doing so. 

Victoria, I know you are going to get a kick out of this.  Can't wait to talk to ya!